Game Scattergories - 3 items

Piss on a fallen electrical wire that's sparking and hopping around on the ground in a lively manner.

Pick and eat the fruit that's growing in White Sands new New Mexico (where they tested nuclear bombs)

Putting penis pressure positively penetrating Peggy's pussy preempting Peters pleasure.


Beach names where you wouldn't want to swim in the water

B
 
• Miss that extra Piri-Piri masala topping on my French fries the next time I have them at McDonald's.

• Music while "dropping the kids off" should make the experience a little more soothing.

• Make a one time transaction of the bill for anything I buy next time and not in installments.

Places to be at when you're hungry

B
 
• Re-usable plastic containers

• Razor sharp knives

• Refridgerators

Things you get at a supermarket

K
 
Kit-Kat biscuits
Knickers - although i am now banned from my local store for lingering in this section!
Knowing glances from the lady on the till as i shuffle through with various things i stole from the sweety aisle stuffed up my ass

Your favourite sweets/chocolates/candy (or similar) beginning with - S
 
laying in bed staring at the ceiling
laying on the sofa watching tv
laying next to the refrigerator hoping it will miraculously fill with the non-existent food from the store

Things you shout as you jump out of an aeroplane (parachuting), beginning with T
 
Thanks again for packing my parachute. To your ex, as they were ever so helpful.in packing your chute, while you were making that last bathroom run due to your nerves.

This time I'm going naked! As you peel off all your clothes, bits ready to be torn off, as when you reach terminal velocity, you'll feel the pain...

Timber!

Places you touch yourself when masturbating

H
 
Hot armpits
Healthy hair
Hyoid bone

Things you can smell on your way to work.
B
 
Bacon, because I smell it every where.
Burning toast, as I forget to turn off the oven again when making my toast, I really should buy a toaster.
Butt, of the cat variety, as he generally takes a crap right before I sit down at my fancy new office, a mere 10 feet from his dumping station...I can't wait for my hour commute to start again.


Things you watch on TV that aren't shows
R
 
• Brewed Coffee

• Bacon strips being fried

• Burnt fuel from the exhaust of other cars while driving to work.

Aah someguy beat me to the post

Edit:

• Romcom movies

• Rising/Falling Stock Market News

• Renewal Notice of My Dish Tv connection.


Things which come to mind when you wake up.

H
 
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Dressing up your dick(or a dick of a significant other)
Downing massive quantities of a sugary drinks...perhaps after the fermentation process
Drawing ideas about your next great invention the transmogrifier 2.3

Things that accidentally startle you
K
 
Kitty's jumping on you when you're asleep

Knocking something over accidentally

Kaboom noises!

Things you shouldn't do when drinking

G
 
Grab other people's gals/pals

Gargle your drink

Go shoot guns

Things you SHOULD do when drinking lol

K
 
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