Game Scattergories - 3 items

Jumping on one of those exercise balls with a dildo on it (Because it's more sophisticated then attaching one ;))

Judging which porno is the best :)

Juicing oranges with your SO while you're both naked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quickest excuse to not meet up with friends when you're available but you just don't want to go....
~D
 
Damn cat hid my keys
Dryer hasn’t finished my clothes
Dry cough

simplest way to entice a stranger - L
 
Stuff my face with all the appetizers on the tray
Sip my pepsi with my pinky out
Serenade my significant other with a superbly bad rendition of "waterfalls"

Bad habits you have
M
 
Masturbating on the bus
Missing the toilet seat when I go number 2
Miming on the street corner

Three topics not to discuss with your future mother-in-law W
 
What's the best way to initiate assplay?
Who do you think I should bring to the foursome with me, you, my ex?
What can you tell me about your daughter that night you conceived her?

That moment you really regret having a pet
K
 
Kissing (pets can get jealous af! lol)
Kicking any sort of ball around (so as not to trip/yur foot and pet to collide >_<)
Kinky sexy-times. (should be self-explanatory lmao)

Ways of getting out of a boring work engagement or dinner party.
S
 
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Sick
Stuck at work
Scared to leave the house


Reasons to stay in bed G
 
Giddy from too much sex last night
Gastrointestinal bug
Gassy and passing out from the enveloping clouds of flatulence.

Ways to play hooky - K
 
Knit a long scarf and lower yourself out the window
Keel over during the morning Zoom meeting
Kraken release party

Things you keep hidden - A
 
> Antiseptics from Children
> Apples from doctors (they absolutely hate em :D)
> Awkward silences on a date (toughest probably)

Types of pics you have on your cellphone ~ P
 
Well my neighbor is an ass so:
Dengue fever
Dysentery
&
Donkey dicks
Preferably all at once

things you covet
N
 
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