Funny Sextales

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LillyK

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This is the place for your funny or bizarre sex stories :D I have no shame, hopefully you don't either because you could literally turn someone's day around by allowing them the pleasure of laughing at you.

I think I might've created a thread similar to this a while back but... maybe not. Who knows!

And...... go!
 
I have so many stories!!! Omg... but the best one atm happened today! I had dinner with this guy a week ago and it was really good. The conversation flowed and tbh he seems like a really great guy, personality, character, humor, attractive, flirty. We kissed and ended the night because I had a huge paper to write for school. So today was all about it *mmmm hmmm* The sex in general was great. He is a marathon fucker and really knew what he was doing as far as fingering, oral, fucking.... there were 3 things he did that were just off. 2 are common. You guys *face palm* he literally sucked my tongue :eek: Who tf does that?! And he really got off on it. Like I need communication about these things BEFOREHAND cause it was physically uncomfortable and I'm a firm believer in communicating with someone about fetishes before you decide to do them!! I have personally never heard of sucking tongue. *Kink shaming is not my goal here fyi* At the end of the day I'm disappointed because we really vibed in conversation but not sexually. Excessive cuddling, excessive eye contact (the entire time asking me to look at him) and excessively sticking his tongue out and then sucking mine just burned down any chance that I can try it out again o_O
 
When in college I bartended at a local restaurant with a bar attached. I would usually mix drinks to the restaurant until it closed then moved into the bar. On this one night a new lady had started at checkout just a few feet away. She was a curvy dark skinned lady with a figure that you dream of. We talked on and off all night and I asked her to join us in the bar after closing.
Here I was 19 years old and about to get lucky with this beautiful lady. She mentioned that she found out that I owned the lifted 4 wheel drive truck out side and she wanted to have sex in a truck like that.
Well when we closed the bar we left together. It was cold and raining . She wore a rabbit skinned fur coat with a short black dress beneath. Her fantasy was to duck in the back of the truck. So there we were her skirt hiked up with panties off lying on her rabbit coat , I can still see her there. The sex was wonderful with hef. Her clit must have been very sensitive because every time I ground my pelvic bone against her clit she went off. After all was said and done there was wet rabbit fur all over the place. When she got up she told me her husband was going to be kissed her coat was ruined.
Sex was great but the husband surprise kinda put a damper on thenight.
 
This story happened a few years ago when I was starting college. I lived with my family and at that time a girlfriend. She was very keen on risky sex, like sucking me off with my whole family next room. At that time I only had a door stopper, not even a way to lock my bedroom's door - this detail will be important.
On one of those days that she woke up with a crazy sex drive, she caught me sleeping and started sucking me off. I woke up and was really enjoying it. She was doing it under the bedsheets. Fast forward a few minutes as I'm about to cum. I hear my mom - poor soul - opening the door of my bedroom, she asked if we intended to have lunch now or later. To what I replied: Stop tickling me *name of my gf*. My mother just turned back and closed the door.
To my surprise, she kept going and only knew that my mother had happened to enter the room after we had sex.

Crazy sex drive is really something ...
 
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