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Dude, people can SEE you typing in the same exact type of run-on style of communication with 150-word non-sentences, lack of punctuation, same expressions, same terminology, same exact sentiments, piggybacking off each account, sometimes two to three different accounts in the same thread. And, that’s just from content which is obvious to regular users.

It’s so obvious, it’s a real cringe to observe. It’s okay to have several accounts for whatever personal reasons, but when you start making a mess and get involved in drama, people will get turned off by that real quick—that’s when cleanup takes place.
 
I'm going to do the cleanup at some point today I think, Staniel. Because, you know, I use the pics of an actress who doesn't have the same, hair and eye color, or even fuck it, skin complexion as me. Smh
 
KylieMcNulty said:
know the youth is lazy so making correct sentences i don't think so and i'm not a dude
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"The youth". It's not just the lack of punctuation; it's the sentence structure, and the odd little phrases that nobody would use if English were their first language. I've been speaking English since my first word, since I've lived in the UK all my life. I hear a LOT of English spoken by people with a LOT of different backgrounds. I went to a damn good school, so I know how the language SHOULD be formed. My friends are all stoners and criminals, so I know how the language is abused and played with colloquially.
There is not a choirboy's chance in The Vatican that English is your first language.
 
Also wanna point out the no entry sign in the background. In the US and EU, it's a white bar on a red background.
 
I never thought you were Arabic, OR that your hovercraft was full of Eels. There is no P in Arabic.
 
WomenRfromVenus said:
I noticed you from a mile away

Hence my response of callin you an idiot.. It wasn't based on this thread. But the fact I had already seen you spewing this nonsense in other threads also

Not a clever smear campaign I must admit
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Too late. Looks like she's banned. And it was just gettijng fun. Ah, well. Back to the point of the thread:
I've been bicurious for like a year, ever since I woke up and saw my friend masturbating and was suddenly really turned on. Nothing happened, I never saw any details cus it was dark and she was under a sheet and like 10 feet away, but I got myself off on the sly as I watched. She's straight, she doesn't know I even saw. Sorry to disappoint any eager readers. But since then...yeah. Barely thought about guys for like 12 months now.
But I live in a small town and everyone is into everyone else's business. And when I go into the city for a night out or whatever, I have no idea how to even spot if a girl is that way inclined. I really don't want to get the shit beaten out of me for asking.
So..yeah. Wanted to hear from other people how they made it happen. Didn't want to hear about some guy's incest/rape fantasy or anyone's hetero first time. That's easy: See cute guy. Say hello. Have sex. And it's not like you'll be the talk of the town for doing what even creationists occasionally do.
So yeah. Share them if you got them. Or not. It's all good. Just thought that, now that the entertainment has gone, we might as well either get the thread back on track, or move it to the abortion bin
 
Gone is the days of craigslist personals it was probably the easiest way to find things like that as long as you were able to fish your way through the fakes and phonies it was at least how I settled my curiosities I’ll two separate occasions. Have you tried any personal dating sites or hook up sites ? I don’t mean to get all in your business LOL I have an account on OkCupid and there’s girls there all the time looking for similar things like you are.
 
I agree with bugman86, it might be easier to find someone with same interests as you on a site if you feel the in person reaction too risky. These sites can be discreet so being from a small town you won't really have to worry if you search a little out of your area. I enjoyed my experience very much and found other girls to play with :) on Craigslist which is no longer usable I guess :( Classified ads . Com is one I've seen but never used, it shows you different personal ads but if you want more of a connection then dating sites is the way to go. Hmm i wonder, do they have lesbian/ bisexual groups on Facebook? There's a thought hahaha
 
My first time was after high school . We were all drinking at a party , I started feeling drunk and laid down on a bed . A friend of mine threw a blanket over me and got in bed with me . He started pressing his hard dick to my ass . I pulled down my shorts and unfastened his jeans . I sucked him till he was real wet , I turned on my side and guided him in my willing hole . He fucked me for several minutes while stroking my dick . I felt him twice as he came in me . He continued stroking me till I came . He rubbed my cum on my ass
 
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