Snog Shag Marry...

[nati_arg]

Wow I don't do that on a first date lol

Rejected

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Nasty Marty

 

[Spangle]

I think I'm just going to marry Amber and have an open marriage so she can go snog or shag who she likes while I sit at home with my knitting

 

[Dcdevon]

Mistress AmberDoll sounds like I should be in a fetish club in latex with a whip

Wait your not? Oh that was just my daydream sorry!

 

[Lakeside]

Beats leaving them off and making 'snail trails' like me.

I've had an 'erotic and intimate' couple of days. The inhibitions need time to recover.

 

[Erich78245]

Hey your a cutie

 

[Lakeside]

Hey your a cutie

I think he's talking about you Marty..

 

[AmberDoll]

I think he's talking about you Marty..

deff marty so cute and cuddly like my likkle teddy bear

 

[MJW1234]

I think I'm just going to marry Amber and have an open marriage so she can go snog or shag who she likes while I sit at home with my knitting

Guess I better put the tuxedo back in the cupboard @jiltedatthealter ....will you knit me a pair of gloves so I can console myself at night...and a nice V neck? Lol ️xx️xx

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Guess I better put the tuxedo back in the cupboard @jiltedatthealter ....will you knit me a pair of gloves so I can console myself at night...and a nice V neck? Lol ️xx️xx

Should I put the shot guns back in the cabinet

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Theyre only 1 phone call and a lock away.

 

[AmberDoll]

Im confused now who am I shagging

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Im confused now who am I shagging

I would say every one hun

 

[Spangle]

Guess I better put the tuxedo back in the cupboard @jiltedatthealter ....will you knit me a pair of gloves so I can console myself at night...and a nice V neck? Lol ️xx️xx

I was thinking more of a willy warmer for the dodo actually

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I was thinking more of a willy warmer for the dodo actually

I had one for Christmas once mad me fell totally insecure it was huge fit my arm in it. :/

 

[Lakeside]

Im confused now who am I shagging

Check the left behind underwear for names, might be a clue there.

lakeside xx

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Put them in lost and found and see who claims what

 

[Lakeside]

Tommy Hilfiger is in the frame

You've hit rock bottom when its home brand.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Tommy Hilfiger is in the frame

Randy bugger Tommy he gets everywhere

 

[Spangle]

Randy bugger Tommy he gets everywhere

He's not been here