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[InvincibleLight]

Learn the art of passive listening

Im hungry

 

[Donjuan85]

Talk to futa she will feed ya


What should I have for dessert?

 

[InvincibleLight]

Talk to futa she will feed ya

Oh, she feeds me plenty

What should I have for dessert?

How about nothing?

I just woke up but I'm still a little tired

 

[LillyK]

Chug that caffeine!!! That's what I always do

I have too many things to do and not enough time.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Write them all down on a list and then BURN IT!

I want to want to eat like a Sumo but look like a mermaid!

 

[Stanthropical]

Call the funny farm.

I want to go away on a vacation, but don't feel like going anywhere.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Paint your loungeroom walls like an oceanside scene and have shit tonnes of sand dumped on the floor so you can make sandcastles, have Alexa play you some soothing ocean sounds and drink over priced longnisland ice teas all day ...

I want to find less hair in my vacuum

 

[Stanthropical]

Shave your snatch more often, you cave heathen.

Can't decide between a sandwich or soup.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Shave your snatch more often, you cave heathen.

Can't decide between a sandwich or soup.

Fucking classic ... touché Standarella!!!

Pours soup over your head so it falls all down your front and lands into your crotch and slaps open sandwich either side of your head Gordon Ramsay styles and asks you
"NOW WHAT ARE YOU?" and you reply meekly, "an idiot sandwich"

My g string is wet

 

[Slopps]

Can't decide between a sandwich or soup.

Make yourself a soupwich. Nothing that involves cheese can really go wrong...

Edit:

My g string is wet

Mmmhh... Take it off.... Slowly... Good girl...


I wake up way too early on weekends...

 

[AshX]

I don't see a problem pheonix..

Slopps, get mad wasted the night before..


I have no idea what to do monday.. long weekend

 

[Stanthropical]

Run around with your penis out, arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Crash occasionally into things while shouting "Mayday. Mayday, muppet down!"

I do t know how to have cyber sex with Google Home mini.

 

[AshX]

I like it, Il spend the next few days growing a penis just for the occasion!

Buy a second Google home and get them to cybersex eachother, and just get off to that .

I wanna make my superhero debut but don't have a good persona worked out..

 

[adam135]

Write down some qualities on sticky notes, post em on a wall and throw some darts. Or steal someone else's but change the color scheme so it looks original.

So much free time but little desire to be productive.

 

[fletnix]

Just do less. And when you done that, do even less. Then, little by little, keep doing less and less. Eventually you’ll be housebound and fearful of open spaces and have no desire whatsoever to be productive, healthy or of sound mind.

I have a headache but want to resist the urge to take painkillers.

 

[AshX]

I've fallen and I can't get up.. and I never invested in life alert..

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Kill the pain AND distract yourself by fucking or wanking your way through it man ... you got this!

My pussy is a bit tender and is throbbing

 

[InvincibleLight]

Ditch the blanket and sleep full nude like the rest of us


I want more money.

 

[chesterthewhat]

Adverage millionaire has three sources of income so... Get hustling
Got something I want to say to someone but I know they don't give a fuck lol

 

[LilithX]

Duct tape your mouth

I want breakfast, but really don’t want to get out of bed.