Sorry but........

Jinxy · May 11, 2019

Sorry but I was hitchhiking and a white van stopped and offered me lollies if I hopped in.

MelancholyArtist · May 11, 2019

Sorry, but I ran out of lollies...

Oldgymrat · May 11, 2019

I was closing the store and this guy ran in looking for lollies

VintageVixen · May 11, 2019

Sorry but I was the driver for the guy that ran in to buy those lollies.

Hubby_Home_Alone · May 11, 2019

sorry but a comet slammed into the earth and darkened out the sky for two years...

Chubbychappie · May 30, 2019

Sorry but my wife won’t let me

Sarah_100 · May 31, 2019

Sorry, but i'm actually a lesbian.

Chubbychappie · Jun 1, 2019

I’m sorry but I have my meds to take

Deleted member 1136740 · Jun 1, 2019

Sorry but I hate coming on here to Zero notifications.

Laurasauras · Jun 1, 2019

I'm sorry but I'm allergic to chocolate

Chubbychappie · Jun 1, 2019

I’m sorry but I am tooooooooooooo shy

Jinxy · Jun 1, 2019

I’m sorry but passed a circus on the way and decided to run away with it.

AlexWS · Oct 4, 2020

I'm sorry I stuck my finger in a light socket.

Jinxy · Oct 4, 2020

Sorry but I was eaten by a shark on the swim there.