The little people have painstakingly painted 36 boxes worth of cornflakes to be dumped from a height onto you as you sit so provocatively in a chair, head back, chest and booty both pushed out!Purple cornflakes
Water is so last year!
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Water is so last year!
You sound perfect ... does stripping down to nothing but a cowgirl hat, little black tape X's on your Tittys and a gun holster with real magnum guns at each hip and a whip in each hand sound like something we could make work?? I'll get @UnsaintedCali to sit before you naked on a chair with ciggarettes in his mouth and other places for you to show off your whip skills if you're down!
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UnsaintedCali
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I approve this message...
But may I request big league chew instead of cigs? Pwease?
Hmmm, hey you! I haven't seen you here before but I'm pretty sure there's nothing rookie about you at all!
Mr Blue nuts .... ouch! We can't have that, can we?
I'm envisioning the clubs very 1st on stage live sex performance ... A naked yoga inspired contortionist extraordinaire manouvers in ways never imagined by the ordinary confident, more than a handful of positions per shag pulling human ... WAIT! ... Is it true that your record is "23 positions in a one night stand?"
YES, I'm totally quoting the song GET OFF by Prince, rumor has it that he wrote it about YOU! (Stage song SORTED!) You can show off that tanned, muscular rig of yours while relieving yourself quite publicly of your ... cobalt ... erm, tension and giving this club a never seen before electric show that will have our female guest percentage more than accounted for in future and waiting desperately in line a day in advance so as not to miss out!
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I know someone who does set design and props so we got you covered! Plus fireworks display! Not sure what male subbys wear ... what are you thinking? Run it by me and the little people will have you kitted out in no time!
Um, No fucking idea what a big league chew is ... enlighten me Yanky doodle ... cause STRAYA MATE! Lol
We'll SO need this guy in our set list tonight - GI,Joe Rambo style kit with black lines under eyes and guns that shoot vodka and grenades full of smoke, bullets draped over shoulder and you're gonna make a rope ladder ceiling entrance from a replica black hawk and wind machines everywhere, yep big fuck off fans blowing air at the bitches in the audience, dollar bills flying around like a cyclone ... hmmm - got a song in mind?? I was thinking Soldier by Destiny's Child unless you've got a better track!?Commando Toastie
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Big league chew is a bubble gum that was sold to kids so they could pretend to chew tobacco like the baseball players that they admired. LolI know someone who does set design and props so we got you covered! Plus fireworks display! Not sure what male subbys wear ... what are you thinking? Run it by me and the little people will have you kitted out in no time!
Um, No fucking idea what a big league chew is ... enlighten me Yanky doodle ... cause STRAYA MATE! Lol
I'm SO glad you're here to do your special, unique, different, unusual thing ... I've heard you're the BEST kind of freak thete is!! Such rare talent!! Im honoured to have you here to do a Ping pong, audience participation routine that will rival the one in the movie Priscilla, Queen of the dessert Vs something only ever seen these days in an underdground bar in Thailand?!?pink meatballs
I'll supply the balls ... is 236 enough? If not I'll have the little people order more! Oh and Free beer/wine or champas for anyone who catches one of your pink balls! Special bonus If they catch it in their mouth, top shelf round of shots for their whole table!!
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Well damn, we already have a blue guy tonight (stereotypical male underwear colour of the YEAR lol) but will you come back next weekend because you sound pro like you know your shit!!
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Lol, blue seems a popular one based on looking through here ...
As for a return, we will see I guess ... Lol
We'll be needing YOU! Red (tight) rope (licorice) dare devil stunt woman, suspended above the crowd, spotlights, drum rolls, Parasol in one hand and a pet monkey on the other arm, tiny bicycle, blindfolded, cycling backwards while spinning 20 hoopla hoops around your waist above a pit of FIRE! Little people to hand out marshmallows to the crowd!
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Haha love it, no Soldier works for me x
Commando Spicy Italian Sausage 
what its the truth lol
what its the truth lol
Commando pancakes
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Sarah_100
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Ah Ah ! You really thought this through ! ^^
I could make it work... I already have some of the accessories.
Get it get it grrrrl!!!Ah Ah ! You really thought this through ! ^^
I could make it work... I already have some of the accessories.