Naughty Game Stripper Name

Dark pink and black striped ice cream.

Yum?o_O
Well, that's a bit sexy! Well do a themed event where people wearing pink and black attire get in half price!

Well get you wearing thigh high, heeled, skin tight fuck me boots entering on a black Shetland pony and then you'll sit in a giant martini glass and be doused in a pink milk from high above creating a shower/cocktail scene like no other! Black rubber duckys thrown by the crowd into the glass to float in your pink milk will look surreal and at the end you'll choose one ducky and read out a number from its underside and the lucky winner gets to body shot a very strong alcoholic pink milkshake from your belly button!
 
Where's Sarah ... can someone tell her this poor, miserable soul (in the gymp suit 3 sizes too small with a dildo in the place of his mouth and puppy dog ears, tail and collar and leash) moping around like a sad case needs to be trained, degraded and made to bark and howl on command on stage by a chic who knows how to literally walk all over and inflict great pain?! She will then be parading him through the toilets for patrons to golden shower him for a small fee ... cause he loves it.

I forgot what color it was and I was citing a sub sandwich, you pervert.
 
Declothed sprite
You will be our fizzy, explosive finalé act, doing synchronized swimming inside a tank full of sprite, wearing a merman tail and be tattooed (my little people are such pros ... you should see what they can do with black permanent markers!!) To look like just like Aquaman and make rough underwater love to a very large, tentacled octopus woman singing opera in the tank. At the end of your performance and as her siren song and lady parts simultaneously reach their big high note climax, thousands of mentos lollies will be dropped into the tank for an explosively orgasmic end to the night! ;)
 
Prayz da lard. Da Powa of cheesus crust compels you, etc.

Little baby cheeses ... SANCTIFY! MYSTIFY! TESTIFYYYYY! HALLELU...JAH RASTAFARIII! "OMG It's comin out of her ... GO BE GREAT IN YOUR LAVENDER!!:rolleyes::eek::oops:

PS: Jeebus don't want me for a sunbeam and that's more than alright alright alright with little old ME!;):)

PPS: JAYZUS IS WATCHING ... AND TOUCHING HIMSELF!!!! :cool::D
 
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