Stupid question-Stupid answer game

You ask the invisible man.


Is he who smelt it always the one who dealt it?
 
We stopped listening to our inner child voice.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
Cause a person who drives a race car is called a racer and a pianist is not called a pacer.

If a fool and his money are soon parted why is orange man still rich?
 
Ask the Mad Hatter.

Does daylight savings mean the nights are wasted?
 
Elvis has left the barber shop.

I crave dill pickles pretty much all the tine. Do I have a cucumber or vinegar deficiency?
 
Assume chickens can swim underwater. Now ask yourself, how deep can a chicken go before being devoured by a blacktip reef shark?

When I travelling, I saw an air hostess smack a passenger for asking for extra water. Is that normal?
 
wen u traveling u r saw Hostess Hey Whear r da creem FILLING smackity-smack air douche. I got your normal right here *makes a jerking motion*

Why do flies have wings?
 
I woke up early today, the sun beckoned irresistibly over the horizon. Inspired and enlightened, I dropped my pants and peed into the ocean. When I thought I was done, I peed some more.

Why do we only have 3 traffic light colors?
 
Because the traffic lights are Racist.

How do I charge my EV when the power is out?
 
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