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Because they're attached to a villain. Wait, does that sound stupid or clever?

Why is this music making more noise than music?
 
Take dirty plate off record player. Take record out of dishwasher. Swap.

Where can I sell the dickpics from my inbox?
 
On eBay, but 25 years later. You must age them in your inbox until then.

why is there tea on my fucking crotch and down my leg, all over may pajama pants?
 
They got rescued, came back to civilization, saw how screwed it's become, & fled back to the island.


What ever happened to all of the junk in the yard from the TV show Sanford and Son ?
 
Yes. Reach inside and grab some pickles.

What can I use in place of a hammer to be Thor?
 
Because you're a big yellow bird.

Why is the big yellow bird so fucking yellow?
 
Because he used to be red but cookie monster tried to eat him but couldnt stomach him and threw up yellow bile all over him,per.anantly changing his color to yellow.

Why do people say "light as a feather"?
 
Because the Big Yellow Bird is hiding under the desk with a pitchfork telling the to do so or he'll stab them and take their spleen.

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
 
They swim not run when you blow at them

If the sun does not come up what is the reason?
 
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