Stupid question-Stupid answer game

You need to accept Jesus as your lord savior.

Why did Jesus cross the sea?
 
Cause he could walk on water.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
'Cause roads are for crossing

Can I suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
 
Bubba says yes and wants you as his cellmate.

Do bears play football in the woods?
 
Not unless he can find a rabbit to wipe his ass.

What happens when you Assume?
 
Because red flies they bite. Oh ohhhhhh. Oh Oh OOhhh Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhhhh...

How do i get rid of the bats in my belfrey?
 
Because they wanna get punted. Like a football.

Why is the foot ball carried by hand?
 
Because its not inclusive to people with no feet.

When does No actually mean Yes?
 
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