Superpowers

[TacoBelle]

His magic trick is unzipping his pants with his mind. Come on now.

 

[Azucar]

I’m pretty sure @Hawkman super power is trying to kill you while you yawn(farting)!!

 

[Hawkman]

I’m pretty sure @Hawkman super power is trying to kill you while you yawn(farting)!!

lies i tell you lies lol jk

 

[witchygirl]

Mine would have to be sarcasm. Will probably get me killed one day haha. Or my twisted sense of humor....

 

[Bryanpenguin]

My super power would be to call forth Vegetables of all types and sizes from the earth with a flick of a wrist. Mmm Would beat walking to the grocery store every now and then.....

 

[Freebird99]

My superpower is that I can totally and completely make it seem that I think that you are really interesting to talk to while on the inside I'm thinking...please god let it end, just let it end.

 

[MikeyG77]

Thanks to a few friends I’m starting my own thread.

My superpower is sarcasm and a whole lotta sass. What’s yours?

I guess mine would be making my own luck. Few times I probably should have not seen the next day. But here I am !

 

[TallulahBlue]

My superpower is being able to jump to the wrong conclusion in a single bound.

 

[Dcdevon]

u r gonna get it when u wake up mister. Lol

I hope he has hid all your rocks !

 

[Dcdevon]

Dont forget rock hitting, rock pouding, rock flinging, rock tossing onto peoples head.

I hope you hid all her rocks before posting !

 

[LastOne]

I hope you hid all her rocks before posting !

Nah brother. I forget each time. Ended up buying a helmet instead. lol

 

[Peacecountry]

Well, there's this thing I do with my tongue..... oh wait, that's not a super power. Never mind, sorry.

 

[LastOne]

I can make a woman feel love, anger, bliss, and pain all at the same time ... by forcing her foot into a pair of shoes she that she always wanted but is a size too small.

 

[Quinn99]

My ability to ignore

I would love some more of this!

 

[Quinn99]

My geekiness abounds. XD

 

[vicc]

If flying high is a superpower then that's me. Look it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's vicc and she's high as fuck.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Super duper dumbass blonde

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I know this is not the intent of this thread, but if I had a superpower, I would hope it would be the gift of healing. With one touch, no more pain and hurt. No sorrow. No more cancer.

 

[Slopps]

My superpower? To believe anything is possible...

Sometimes it doesn't have be real right here or right now, i guess you could say it isn't real for most people. But that doesn't bother me, as long as it is for you and for me...

J.

 

[Misha000]

Mine is to create a joke out of anything.

See. You're laughing. No?
Fuck you.