Game Take it or leave it.

  • Thread starter Thread starter Jinxy
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Take it. Bring it on.

Group of 10 cooking for you, serving it, one bringing fork, another knife, yet another spoon, another putting a handkerchief on your lap and on your neck, another filling the cup, etc... Then all of them sitting around the table with huge smiles and stare at you until you take the first bite, and when you do, and each time afterwards, they clap and cheer and whistle and shit...
 
Sure even though I don't eat meat I'd make an exception, I might have to puree some though to fit in the freezer.

A vacation on a isolated island by yourself with no communication for a month?
 
Leave it.

A vacation on a isolated island with just me, but with no outside communication for a month?
 
Leave it. I can't even make sense of that idea.

Gnocchi with letcho and sliced sausage.
 
I’m not even sure what that is. Just a bath with steam surrounding me? Sounds like a poor man’s steam room. Leave it.

My hand resting on your shoulder for 13 minutes? No more, no less.
 
Sure. I don't think you could do it.

House full of cats and dogs for one week. It would never happen again.
 
Take it, I'm like Ace Ventura.

A free desert at your favourite restaurant but you must have tripe as your main meal.
 
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