Take it, seasonally turn it into a haunted house, epic paintball battle house, rent it for horror movie shoots and eventually rent it to a movie shoot which includes a fire burning it dune to the ground (with an agreement that they will demolish the remains and wipe the plot clean of building remains). Then, sell the land so they could put up your favorite junk food joint, strip joint and a bowling alley with an epic pinball machine hall with enough space for 200 of them.
Your nose replaced with a laser cannon. It functions as before otherwise.