take it and open those that make no suspicious noise of any kind.
Hard kick in the ass once per hour (without a warning or set time) by your favorite human being, over a 24hr period, on a very busy weekday, including at work, in any situation with people, meetings, lunch, at home in shower, etc. you'll be falling down every time. You get an equivalent to your year's salary at the end of the day.
Well I dont have a favotite person how bout you do it. Take it.
Ten pipers piping,
Nine drummers drumming,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four colley birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves, and
A partridge in a pear tree.
Your face changes to opposite gender face and voice every hour, for an hour, and there's never the same face/voice, but you're the smartest person in your country.
A 3 million dollar oceanfront home in So-cal but it burnt to the ground with no fire insurance but the property is worth a million after you demo the remains which will cost abot 150,000
That's a long story for a free $750k USD? Take it (And hope everyone in California is doing ok, all things considered)
An extra 5 years of prime health added to your life, but you have to personally drive every vehicle you're ever in (commercial and public transit allow you to do so as part of this deal)
that picture of George from Seinfeld, you know the one, half naked in his sexy pose, but you have to hang it behind you for any FaceTime or zoom type calls forever. Cam on, no blurs or green screening it out.