Game Take it or leave it.

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Take it sounds like an awesome adventure


Looking after a baby gorilla for a week,but the baby is allergic to nappies and can't wear them
 
Take it, I'd find a nice homelike jungle and take care of it there, since it's a gorilla and not a pet.

Your dream job/occupation but you can never wear clothes again.
 
For sure I'd take that. I live for your "compliments" and well you hate clothes so I'm not really paying attention to what you're saying. Now the insect part might be more of an issue since I swell up rather large from them...but maybe that way I'll impress you with how lumpy AND solid my body is.

In that same jungle...you run out of water...you find a puddle that may be either baby gorilla pee(because you're not qualified to watch a baby gorilla and you did it anyway) or stagnant water.
 
Take it, when one of us inevitably dies, we can either a)eat the corpse, because we have no other food. Or b) ride the corpse down the mountain like a bobsled.


Eat fried giant grubs, in return you get a certificate stating how awesome and adventurous you are
 
Can I take part of that? I'll eat you out to distract you from your pain, an then nurse you back to health, and mend your wounds with duct tape and wire from the destroyed plane. I'll rebuild the radio, radio for help, but knowing they won't arrive for several days, I'll have to keep feeding you, and distracting you.


A TV that has every show you want to watch on it whenever you want, but every 47 seconds it buffers more content in, taking 8 seconds to do so.
 
Leeeeeave it. That's a torture man.

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Yes.

You're able to drive the car of your dreams but you're facing a little problem every single day. The max speed it can go is 20km/h.
 
Leave it, it's not the car of my dreams then. And I'd hire some thugs to rough you up for selling me the car(assuming I bought it) thankfully our relationship would still be in tact because the thugs were very thorough and secretive about hiding who hired them.


Edit: take it, most sharks won't attack people, unless I had to dress up like a seal first...then I'd leave it.

You can have the most incredible orgasms whenever you want, as long as no one is around. But can't have any with someone around.
 
Take it. 10 seconds its 7 more than usual for me!

Really sensitive nipples but when you cum you also lactate
 
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Take it. Then I'll use the only piece of debris as a kickboard to the island we just happened to be super close to. There we'd eat coconuts and have diarrhea constantly due to the laxative nature of coconut water. I'd refuse to eat crab that was plentiful on the island because I would name them all, and would be super pissy with you when you ate Germaine. I'd sleep in the tree far away from you until you apologized.


A deserted island full of crabs named Germaine, but the all taste like sand when you eat them.
 
Take it, whatever makes you happy, and as long as I can say mmmmmmmm to stop.

A vibrator that gives the most amazing orgasms, but has a 1 in 50 chance of exploding shortly after it starts being used...
 
I'll trap it and bbq it

Someone hands you the keys to a Mercedes and says "take it" but it's old and doesn't start
 
Leave it. Don’t need to know that.


You are given the power of mind reading ... do you want it?
 
Leave it.. too many whackadoodles out there..

Your greatest desire is given to you.. but you have to give up your most valued possession
 
Take it (and re-gift them if they are the posh/expensive ones! lol)

The ability to read peoples minds, so you'd know everything they ACTUALLY think about everyone (you included!)
 
Fuck no!! Wouldn’t want to go back there again.


You are offered $50000 but if you take it you can’t speak to your bestie ever again.
 
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