Free house? Take it. Air B&B it cheap with travelers insurance requirement and waivers, and use it as a vacation home. When do I take possession of this magical property?
25 big ass talking parrots who take care of and feed each other. They talk with a full vocabulary at a level of an average adult. The only problem is that they talk shit about you with other birds when you're not looking directly at them, so you'd never know which bird talked shit.