Last night I had a dream. My land lady confronted me, with a smile, that she knows I have dressed up before. "What?" I am suprised and tongue tied. Yes, she has videos of me dressing up in my room and walking around like a sexy tramp. "I am sorry, could you please keep it to yourself?". "Of course" she says. "Are you offended, or disgusted by me now?" I ask worryingly. "No, its actually quite sexy...out of the ordinary..." she smiles...
