Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted. But it is only on Guitar Hero on the PS3 and no one respects your talent. You fall into a spiralling downward trajectory of the need for validation of your musical talent but it is never forthcoming.
You turn to drink and regularly piss yourself whilst in a drunken rant at passers by for not buying your 80s Guitar Hero Rock Ballads album.
Your final choice to plug your talents is to shamelessly promote yourself on reality TV shows where you become a laughing stock even more than before.
You then take up the tambourine but develop arthritic wrists because of it. You cry in your cheap cider everyday of your remaining existence

I was I could break dance like its 1984.
 
Granted. But you are endlessly awake watching Justin Bieber videos on a constant loop.

I wish I could find my TV remote.
 
Granted, but the only one to make sense of your flawless fashion is you.

I wish I could travel to any destination at any time I please.
 
Granted, but every time you do, you end up switching places with a local. Now you have to deal with a family at dinner that's wondering why a random person has replaced their son.

I wish more people were concerned about the environment.
 
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