Granted. But you have to put on a show every hour.
I wish for no snow
I wish for no snow
Granted, you get freezing rain anytime it would have snowed.
I wish to redo the past 2 weeks, do over! I want a do over!
You get your do over and it's even worse than the original because you have to do it in slow motion.
I wish for people to stop posting dumb shit
I wish for people to stop posting dumb shit
Granted and but only if you eat could bloody offal
*Edit (Thanks Hubby, forgot to leave a wish ... MY BAD ... so "SHAAAAME" Lmao)
Thread: I wish I could fly.
*Edit (Thanks Hubby, forgot to leave a wish ... MY BAD ... so "SHAAAAME" Lmao)
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Granted but only like 3 inches off of the ground and its slower and takes more energy than just walking.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish I had more energy.
Granted but now you have two right feet instead.
I wish I could speak to dead pets.
I wish I could speak to dead pets.
Wish Granted You and your pets can converse but its only in emojis.
I wish I had Wolf ears and a tail. OwO
I wish I had Wolf ears and a tail. OwO
Granted but your supersensitive hearing requires earmuffs over ears during the day and people step on and trip over your poor tail a lot!
I wish Donaldo Trumpetto would trip and roll down a flight of stairs in front of EVERYONE and fast become the next big meme sensation!
I wish Donaldo Trumpetto would trip and roll down a flight of stairs in front of EVERYONE and fast become the next big meme sensation!
Granted but his presidential sized rump lands on top of you because you wanted front row seats to see it, so you also end up the .... butt of the meme.
I wish I had a Valentine's date.
I wish I had a Valentine's date.
Granted but only if you accept that there's no way in fuck I'd be in the front row let alone even AT something awaiting the big T-Rump to come towards me! LUDICROUS!! And for suggesting I'd even end up as BUTT of the meme, your Valentines Date will be with (The THIRST lady), his trophy wifey Melania Tramp!!
I wish I could wish for a million wishes!
I wish I could wish for a million wishes!
Granted you have one million wishes but they can only be redeemed at Trumps rally speeches. You can spend one per rally attended. >
I wish my dick was bigger. And not so curved :s
I wish my dick was bigger. And not so curved :s
Granted you here a noise outside and go to investigate. You discover a spaceship the aliens beam you aboard and put you into a human cage with a name tag which describes you in detail .
I wish there was a new and safer source of fuel .
I wish there was a new and safer source of fuel .
Granted, but you have to remortgage your home to afford it.
I wish i could understand what my neighbour is saying when he talks to me. At first I used to ask him to ‘say that again’, but that gets old real quick. Now I just smile and talk about random shit, before making a hasty exit!! Lol
I wish i could understand what my neighbour is saying when he talks to me. At first I used to ask him to ‘say that again’, but that gets old real quick. Now I just smile and talk about random shit, before making a hasty exit!! Lol
How does being put in an alien cage help my penis wish?
Granting Edies wish
You can now understand your neighbor but all they say are curses and unpleasant comments about you.
I wish I had the super power of invisibility.
Granted....but your invisibility will rob my excitement of seeing your naked body.
I wish I could find a lover who can keep up....
I wish I could find a lover who can keep up....
Granted, but you and your lover no longer have any orgasms or pleasure from sexual activities.
I wish all animals had teeth like humans.
I wish all animals had teeth like humans.
