Game The Monkey’s Paw

[friendlystorm]

Granted but it's always on the verge of sinking and looks like it was one of the ragged fishing boat movie props from Pirates of the Caribbean


I wish time was always on my side

 

[Keira]

Granted but it stops for the rest of the world

I wish I knew all the right answers

 

[Flirtinghubby]

You know them but you're in that shitty super slowed down dream mode where you can't express anything. You reallly wanna....

buuuuuuuut...........

Yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppssss

Juuuuuuuuusssstttttt

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnn'ttttttttttttt......


I wish money was not a problem.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, it's not a problem.....for everyone else but you.


I wish I had a personal flying vehicle to use whenever I wanted to get me places super fast....and it was self flying, super safe, and had room for 4 people.

 

[TBig88M]

For you I'll grant your wish, only it runs on toiletpaper.

I wish I had my own forrest.

 

[Keira]

Granted


I wish I had a cup of tea and a hot cinnamon bun

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted....the cup of tea is cold, and poured over the cinnamon bun to warm it up, the plate overflows with Luke warm tea, and the soggy cinnamon bun is now more mushy that anything.


I wish I had a theme song that played for me wherever I went

 

[Keira]

Granted

(Cinnamon bun ruiner! )

I wish I could dye my own hair

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted! But it always turns out a shade of lime green (there are shades to that right)

And lol on the theme song!

I wish I could rap like aesop rock

 

[Keira]

Granted but you have a high pitched voice that only dogs can hear..

I wish I had a hot fudge sundae

 

[RaidenV]

Granted... But I made it while wearing my birthday suit

I wish I was 3000 miles closer to someone

 

[Keira]

Granted but you forgot about that extra 12 and that's as far as you get

I wish I could get a full nights sleep

 

[RaidenV]

Granted... but it was a medically induced coma to spare you the pain of being attacked by a pack of rabid woodchucks

I wish I had a helicopter

 

[Keira]

Granted



I wish I was on a tropical island

 

[Tdp06]

Granted


I wish my coffee refill itself

 

[Keira]

Granted..but it never stops..


And aww you gave me an island

I wish I had an indoor swimming pool

 

[RaidenV]

Granted


I Wish summer was here

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Granted but it's 100F every day until Autumn

I wish I had three arms

 

[Edie]

Granted. But the third one is fucking huge, needs to wrapped around your neck twice, so it doesn’t drag along the ground.

I wish my garden was a lot bigger.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Granted but you can only grow carrots

I wish I had an aviary full of cockatoos