Game The Monkey’s Paw

[DudeTotally]

Granted...but you find out they too spread Covid 19


I wish chocolate was good for you

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, but it's very expensive, and you're highly allergic to it.

I wish I didn't have to make coffee in the morning

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Granted, you have a maid that does it for you but she ruins it every time she makes a new pot

I wish I had a private jet

 

[DudeTotally]

Granted...but you are the pilot and have to fly your own guests

I wish I was at The Masters today

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted. But you're on ckean-up duty so are always one hole behind.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and Netflix or read all day.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted....you might run out of money, and gain a few pounds, but nothing is really stopping you from doing it now!

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Granted, you become taller but in the cold you shrink a few inches

I wish I had an extra set of teeth

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted, but you have to spend 4 hours a day cleaning them .

I wish I was skinnier

 

[Edie]

Granted, but in order to maintain it you have spend 8 hours of every day on the toilet.


I wish I was more green fingered.

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Granted, but you must start every day thumbing the butthole of a tree gnome for 30 minutes.

I wish I was funnier.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, but you must start every day thumbing the butthole of a tree gnome for 30 minutes.

I wish I was funnier.

I don't think that's possible after the above. But....granted, keep up the good work!

I wish I didn't have to cook 4 things for my kids not to eat any of it

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Because I have no idea what that feels like...I will grant your wish with no funny business.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, but...you have to sing ske lo in order to maintain your height or you shrink....

Some lyrics for you...
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
'Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time everywhere I go
And even in my dreams I can scheme a way to make her mine

I wish I didn't have ske lo's "I wish I was a little but taller" running through my head

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Wish granted, but now it is replaced with the theme song from the KPBS hit afternoon classic, "Arthur".

I wish I could be friends with Eeyore.

 

[TBig88M]

Granted but you will be as slow as him.


I wish I wouldn't be complicated, just for a week.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, you sleep all week, you wake up, more complicated than ever, really hungry, dehydrated, and more horny than you thought possible.

I wish money motivated me

 

[VintageVixen]

Granted, but now money is all you care about. A world without your dressed up dick pics?

I wish house cleaning could do itself.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, but it's done by disintegration. Dirty counter? Poof it's gone....

I wish I didn't feel obligated to always say the last thing

 

[Keira]

Granted but you have to end every sentence with the word pickle..

I wish I had a pickle..

 

[VintageVixen]

Granted, but that's all you can eat now.

I wish I could travel.