Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Keira]

Granted but it's only to the corner and back

I wish the dishwasher unloaded and loaded itself

 

[VintageVixen]

Lmao. Damn.

Granted. But the dishes never get washed in between.

I wish for nice weather tomorrow, it's been raining all weekend.

 

[Keira]

Granted but it's for the town over..you're getting more rain

I wish I had a new summer wardrobe

 

[VintageVixen]

Granted, but it arrives just as the snow begins to fly.

I wish I had a personal chef.

 

[Keira]

Evil!

Granted..but it's one of those chefs on Kitchen Nightmares and no Gordon Ramsay around to save you!

I wish I was camping

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but it's in your loungeroom in a blanket fort with social distancing.

I wish I could fly

 

[Calazviel]

Granted but you'd have a lot of exhaust fumes

I wish I had the perfect pizza at this very moment

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted. The perfect pizza has every single topping known to man because everyone's idea of perfection is different so you have to eat one ridiculously huge pizza with so many toppings it no longer resembles a pizza ... and probably upsets your stomach.

I wish for solidarity

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

I wish for solidarity

Granted. But you only feel it with Stan

I wish something new and exciting would form in my life atm

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted ... I don't want solidarity anymore so I gift you Stan in a mankini and a party hat.

I wish for international travel

 

[Flirtinghubby]

I booked you a flight to Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Where you will stay a t a fabulous 3 star motel with a waterslide!!! Might wanna bring a book its gonna be a long travel day.

I wish people would listen more and argue less.

 

[Keira]

Granted but they still only listen to themselves..go figure

I wish the weather would stop being all over the place and pick a season already

 

[Calazviel]

Granted, perpetual nuclear winter it is

I wish for determination to work out more often

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted - But the determination cause you to overdo it, be placed in a full body cast and the determination drives you insane.

I wish I could have an ever-filling coffee mug.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Sure but it's that coffee that is filtered through the gut and poo of a weasel!

I wish I had a Haloumi factory next door to me.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Sure but it's that coffee that is filtered through the gut and poo of a weasel!

I wish I had a Haloumi factory next door to me.

Pretty sure that's a thing .....

Granted. But you're in quarantine so it's absolutely no use to you.

I wish I had the same internet speed as that demonstrated by the Aussies last week .... movies downloaded in 0.01 secs ... wow!!

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted, but the movies are all nominated for Razzies.

I wish I was a sex symbol

 

[Calazviel]

Granted you are now a sex symbol for a tribe that practice male sexual cannibalism

I wish I had better sexual stamina

 

[LilithX]

granted, but you get a boner every 45 minutes, even while you sleep or are out in public.

I wish I could function well for multiple days without needing sleep.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted. But you have to be in constant motion

I wish I could snap my fingers and transport to wherever I could go