Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Kelsey12]

Granted, but you live the same exact life all over again.

I wish I could pause time.

Edit: I wish I could type faster. Sorry Keira.

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but it's all sour and furry.


I wish I could get off work tomorrow.

 

[PumpkinPie]

I grant you your wish...you have to spend your day off watching chick flicks and knitting baby booties

I wish I could go fishing...

 

[Ghotitk421]

Granted, but you get bit by a crocodile.

I wish I had a movie theater popcorn machine

 

[Keira]

Granted, but you gotta make out with @DayPlay5 for an hour.
I wish I... Nah. Im happy. Already have @Keira so fuck the rest.

❤

 

[Keira]

Granted.. But I spam you for eternity

I wish I could read minds..

 

[WhatTheActualFuck]

Granted. But then you know how everyone you meet actually feels about you.

Teleportation. Long distance or short. Life should be so easy.

 

[WhatTheActualFuck]

Granted, but you have to put up with me till your last breath.
I wish I could turn back time... So I couldve met you long ago!

Lol Alpha I didnt know you cared

 

[WhatTheActualFuck]

Dude! Timing was way out ffs!

Hahahahaha

 

[Keira]

Lol Alpha I didnt know you cared

Back off he's mine!!

 

[WhatTheActualFuck]

Back off he's mine!!

Haha he started it!

 

[LilithX]

Granted. But then you know how everyone you meet actually feels about you.

Teleportation. Long distance or short. Life should be so easy.

Granted, but you can’t choose where you go.

I wish I could make myself invisible whenever I want.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted, but not your clothes and only as long as you can hold your breath.

I wish I could eat everything I wanted and never worry about getting fat

 

[Keira]

Granted but it all tastes like lima beans

I wish snow wasn't cold

 

[LilithX]

Granted, but the sun turns everything to ice

I wish the “money” earned here could be turned in for cool prizes like woopie cushions, yo-yo’s, those annoying clapper things, bouncy balls....

 

[Keira]

Granted but all the toys have been used in "adult chat" before you get them

I wish laundry was self folding..

 

[WhatTheActualFuck]

Granted, but you can’t choose where you go.

Nice