Game The Monkey’s Paw

[LilithX]

Granted, but you receive 10 unsolicited dick pics instead.

I wish I wouldn’t overthink so much

 

[Ehcanuck]

Granted, but it’s packed with traffic and storming so you are stuck in the car.

I wish I could eat and never get full

 

[Keira]

Granted but you can only eat things that are purple

I wish I didn't need glasses to read..

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

Granted, you can see clearly without your glasses. But you are now an owl.

I wish these stupid ads to go away forever.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted, but the ads are replaced with popups every 30 seconds for "free dating sites"

I wish I could fly to work instead of driving every day

 

[wendylagoon]

Granted: but it would be on a helicopter with a pilot who reeks of stink.

I wish I could fall asleep

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but it's on a bed of nails


Wish I wasn't at work.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Granted, but later you found out that they gave out $10,000 bonus checks for all that wanted to be at work

I wish I could hide

 

[xyzrp]

Granted but you'd let out loud smelly farts every time you do hide. :3


I wish the time would stop.

 

[Kelsey12]

Granted, but you still age when no one else does.

I wish I had a half hour of alone time to just soak in a hot bubble bath.

 

[Andy32]

Granted but Justin Bieber's 'Baby' will be playing on a loop for the entire 1/2 hour

I wish I could have control over the weather

 

[Keira]

Granted but she has a tail

I wish it was warm enough to go swimming

 

[Andy32]

Granted - you like swimming in Lava, right?

Wish it was the weekend already

 

[Keira]

Granted but a guy fushing falls in the water and you Laugh so much you drown

I.wish I was in Australia

Lmao

 

[LilithX]

Granted, but you get attacked by one of those crazy ass crocodiles and it’s game ova....

I wish I didn’t require sleep.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Granted but the Wrinkle Munster takes over and turns you into a raisin

I wish happiness could be stored in a Mason jar