Game The Monkey’s Paw

[BangerNLeever]

Granted, but you would grow hair like Chewbacca and couldn’t shave.

I wish I had the Infinity Gauntlet.

 

[Calazviel]

Granted but the only way you will have it is when you get fisted by the one wearing it

I wish I could invite others into my dreams

 

[Keira]

Granted but you taste like cat food

I wish life had a rewind button

 

[JackieTreehorn]

Granted but when you replay, you can't go past the moment when you pushed it.

I wish my dog could talk.

 

[Silver_Smile]

Granted but now he won't shut up, and nags you all the time to feed him, play with him, walk him, pay attention to him, rub him...etc... Lol.

I wish I didn't get teased for my small statue and features.

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but now you 6' 7" with boobs likke space hoppers lol

I wish I was thinner

 

[LilithX]

Granted, but your penis gets thinner too.

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere I want, anytime I want to.

 

[UKTattooChris]

Granted but you can't return.

I wish I could go back travelling Australia but on my own this time.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Granted you go back but die from a heart attack as soon as the plane lands

I wish for a private jet

 

[angellick44]

Granted but your the stewardess

I wish I could have done things different

 

[emptynestcpl]

Granted but now you are my sex slave.

I wish I had the energy I did in my 20's.

 

[Taliswing78]

Granted, but you have to work until 80

I wish for a spaceship.

 

[fortnite98787]

Granted, but it’s paid in pennies.

I wish someone would give me a massage.

hottie

 

[Ja35long7]

Granted, but you have to lease it out to a clan of angry aliens whom have horible mannors and you must become their slave, doing anything they command.


I wish i could have sex with someone new.

 

[wendylagoon]

Granted but it only lasts 2 seconds.


I wish someone would clean my apartment for me.