Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted, but she has a chasity belt on and the key is missing...

I wish I could find my missing key!
 
Wish granted, but after a few days you lose it all, and I mean all, even the shoes on your feet. Playing the underground poker scene was not your wisest decision.
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Granted but you'll have to walk barefoot to get there.


I wish I was completely healthy.
 
Granted but you have to swim the Atlantic ocean.

I wish I could drink lots of beer and not be drunk.
 
Granted, but your new volunteering schedule is grueling and unrewarding.

I wish I was a super sexy rockstar!
 
Granted, but you then begin gluttony and you sit in a Barker lounger for the rest of your days.

I wish I could just know what the hell am I suppose to do.
 
Granted, but then you have to do it in that excruciating super slow motion dream state while danger approaches you quickly.

I wish could travel through time.
 
Granted but only .000001% more fit.

I wish I had a great set of abs.

Oops too late. Lol

Dogowar. Granted but you make a poor choice at the dance and sleep with mother missing the chance to help out your father creating a weird time warp where you end up swimming in the ether for eternity.
 
SexAndViolence said:
Granted...but you'll have nightmares whenever you closed your eyes.

I wish I could be the best boxer in the world.
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Granted, but your face is messed up from all the jabs, hooks, and uppercuts, that you scare all the pretty ladies.

Bdj1992 said:
granted but you will be the only one on it

wish i could have some fun
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Granted, but its self entertainment.

Wish I could do burlesque.
 
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