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[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But its kinda more Northwest. Like Northern Yukon Northwest. Pack a toque and some warm undies.

I wish i was an amazing songwriter

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Only the most beautiful kitty litter jingles that have ever been penned to paper!!!

Granted. But its the white part of your eyes which are now green.

I wish i was amazing at yoga.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But you have to wear a pink leotard 24/7!

Wait?! Where's the catch?

Granted. But it's that South American stuff that was shit out by a jungle cat. (seriously, thats a thing)

I wish my dog would shit in one general area rather than all over the yard.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, except that he shit weight 10 pounds so you can't leave it can you

I wish flying was free

 

[angellick44]

Granted, but to use the washroom $1000.00, drink $2000.00, food $5000.00, safety equipment $10000.00, mile high club PRICELESS!!

I wish I had no debt

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Done - throw away your checkbook and credit cards

I wish I could get off this damn computer

 

[LilithX]

Granted but you cant “get off” ever again.

I wish my toes weren’t so cold.

 

[Tattooedmedic]

Granted but because they're prosthetics


I wish I had more salt and vinegar chips

 

[Bdj1992]

granted but you are not allowed to eat it

i wish i would lose weight faster

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Granted - you lose 2 lbs the first day, then double it, then double it - until you are no more

I wish I had endless energy

 

[Bdj1992]

granted but you are locked in a room 2x2 and not allowed outside

i wish i had some ben&jerry's half baked

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, *brings ben stiller and Jerry Seinfeld, half raw...

I wish coffee runs out of tub

 

[Tattooedmedic]

Granted but it comes out scalding hot and melts your tub


I wish it was fall again

 

[Bdj1992]

Granted but the coffee tastes like shit and you have to take baths in it.

Wish it wasn't so cold outside.

 

[Delight]

Granted. But your residence and all buildings are a constant and balmy -28 Celsius.

I wish it rained more.

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Granted - welcome to your new home in the Mojave desert

I wish I was as tall as Michael Jordan