Game The Monkey’s Paw

[angellick44]

Granted, but you have to do OT


I wish I could understand why things happen in life that made sense

 

[SocratesJ]

Of course, but you can never tell anyone else what you've learned.

I wish I could perform in front of a massive, cheering crowd

 

[SunshineF]

Granted, but they are zombies who want to eat your brain

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[SocratesJ]

YOU can turn invisible, but not your clothes *insert Fantastic Four gif that I can't find*

I wish Autumn would come back

 

[Delight]

Granted, you can wind back or forward any analog or digital wrist watch.

I wish I could control the weather to my liking.

 

[Misha000]

Granted, but they're so self absorbed and cruel you can't believe they actually love you.

I wish I could live without love.

This is true, except they aren't cruel. My brain doesn't accept that people love me. Same result.

 

[Keira]

Granted but you have to marry her

Wish I had more of a self control snarky filter sometimes

 

[Alexa79]

Wish for the strength to stay away from negative people.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Denied. But i grant you the power to make them more positive. (unless theyre just jerks, then by all means stay away. )

I wish everyone has a good day today. (Except for a couple jerks!) LOL.

 

[Alexa79]

Denied. Only good people get happy days.


I wish that we all orgasm today

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But nothing gets done today. Anywhere. Apocalyptic shut down across the world due to @Alexa79 's single wish. In other news cigarette sales are up 10000%

I wish for a new pair of warm fuzzy socks. Preferably with a cartoon animal on them

 

[angellick44]

Well I know that was granted! And thanks! So yeah just granted

Edit: granted but your feet smell like onions



I wish everyone to be truly happy

 

[Alexa79]

Granted. But that one person.


I wish everyone could be high with their orgasm

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, 10 meters hight .
I wish I can see 30 seconds ahead