Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted, so now every other word that comes out of your mouth is a word of affection, which in turns makes cringe because you are making yourself sick with all that cuteness!

I wish I could meet up with many people from this site.
 
Granted, but you'll be forced to speak the Queen's English for the rest of your life.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.
 
fletnix said:
That actually seems like a really fair wish, not greedy at all. I'm going to do the unprecedented and grant your wish with no caveats.

I wish I had a hobby farm to grow lots of produce.
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Oh my gawd I think I love you!!
*why can't it really be true?
((crying inside))*

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Granted but since the mosquitoes are no longer a good source for many many species, humans are now targeted by insects as well as frogs, lizards, birds and fish. #apocolypse

I wish it was warm enough to go swimming
 
StarlyteWishes said:
Granted but now hummingbirds suck blood instead.

I wish my house cleaned itself
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Granted but the maid (house robot) only cleans in the middle of the night and is NOT quiet at all

fletnix said:
Granted, but you have to live in Australia (good swimming weather today!).

I wish I could go skiing, right now.
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Granted but you'll have to live in Washington state USA lol

I wish I didn't have to sleep tonight
 
Granted, but you'll have to come to Australia and make sure I don't sleep either. ;)

I wish I could snap my fingers and make pizza appear.
 
Granted but each time you are given 3 extra large pizzas, 4 of the 2 liter sodas, and four of your most annoying family members to eat it with

I wish I could be about 5,000 miles to the east for a week or so vacation
 
Granted, infortunatly for you @LillyK99, it's on a island crowded with blind cannibals... So you better watch out for the weekend , get running shoes cause they nose and hearing are well developed ;)...

I wish I think about a destination and I'm instantly there
 
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Granted. But you thought about it while in the shower. You may wanna find some cover for your bits.

I wish my balls were evened out a little.
 
Granted but you look 30 years older.

DOH!

I wish I could make money only doing really fun stuff!
 
Granted but it only lasts for a week and then you age 20 years overnight. Ok, that was kinda lame but it's all I got atm

Edit: Granted but you are only paid in Chucky Cheese Tokens :p

I wish I could go to the beach
 
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