Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted. But my hands are ice cold and Im really not very good at it.

I wish I had a mansion.
 
Granted. But the LSD never wears off. You remain isolated from reality forever.

I wish I could eavesdrop anytime people were talking about me.
 
Granted but the decomposed bodies weren't properly preserved by the taxidermist so the smell is so bad they have to be kept outside in the shed

I wish my house was always clean
 
Granted but only because you spend every waking moment obsessively scrubbing. Its never clean enough. You suffer greatly throughout your days hopelessly locked in this pristine habitat completely disgusted that its NOT CLEAN ENOUGH!!!!

Granted. @MelanchollyArtist just granted.

I wish i had all you fcn bruhs and lady bruhs over for bbq and beers.
 
Granted but there's so many people that the weight crushes your house into millions of billions of pieces and also ruins all the beer :(

Edit: granted but you live in a locked mental facility with free rent ;)

I wish I could live in a resort in Jamaica half the year
 
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LillyK99 said:
Granted but there's so many people that the weight crushes your house into millions of billions of pieces and also ruins all the beer :(

Edit: granted but you live in a locked mental facility with free rent ;)

I wish I could live in a resort in Jamaica half the year
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Granted...But it's a haunted resort.

I wish people would remember me as the best guitarist ever.
 
Granted but you die by electrocution while playing your guitar on national television, which is what makes you famous

I wish my sister's dog would stop breathing so damn loud!$%& *I need a nap
 
Granted but it's from the 40 something year old gym teacher from elementary school. You know, the one that we weren't really sure she was a woman and her breath smelled like play doh. She always had a wedgie and picked her nose, thinking no one noticed that she ate it afterwards o_O

I wish I could get a pedicure
 
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