Game The Monkey’s Paw

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lexireek said:
Granted. You take a holiday, but you get arrested. You spend your holiday in a police station holding cell.
You return home when you are freed, funded by the police station because they released you 1 week too late.
You come home, to find out that you were fired by your boss because he thought you didn't get home on purpose.
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That last PART ACTUALLY happened during the flight chaos directly after September 11 when I was due to fly home from my beautiful tropical island holiday and I was delayed a week late and was instantky dismissed on returning.... I landed an even better job straight after and my ex manager who fired me via a letter handed to me that Inwas instruxted to read instead of starting my shift actually ended uo seeing me a week later excelling at the new and better job and it felt sooo good!

Where's your wish @lexireek ???
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
That last PART ACTUALLY happened during the flight chaos directly after September 11 when I was due to fly home from my beautiful tropical island holiday and I was delayed a week late and was instantky dismissed on returning.... I landed an even better job straight after and my ex manager who fired me via a letter handed to me that Inwas instruxted to read instead of starting my shift actually ended uo seeing me a week later excelling at the new and better job and it felt sooo good!

Where's your wish @lexireek ???
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gg ok.

I wish I could become gamerboy80 on YouTube.
 
A few letters get left out and mixed up and you become gayboy80 and recieve a whole bunch of male attention ... not that there's anything wrong with that lol your youtube career is swamped by queens and bears and twinks from now on!

I wish I could paint a mural on my ceiling
 
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Hey slopps, can you scratch my butt for me bro???

Whats a lay over? Hiw about it gies so fast it burns your nipples off and they get infected???

I wish I was back in a band again
 
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Granted but its from a Sumo Wrestler with smelly armpits and balls and he squashes your shoulders so bad it only makes them worse than before!! And all the while hes massaging you his fat belly is rubbing awkwardly over your back and hes putting his heavyweight balls down on your back and neck!

I wish I had rollershoes like little kids do
 
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Granted but now everyone is forced to talk in only emojis and internet slang..

I wish it wasn't so cold outside
 
Granted but the people you run off the road become zombies and will not stop until they get your brains.

I wish I could be a Marvel Super Heroe
 
Well granted!!!
Fartwoman is in the house! Beware of your nostrils....

I wish I could walk through walls
 
Granted but you can't walk in rooms so your banished to stay in the walls for ever :p

I wish I could read Mandarin
 
Granted, however everyone can experience it but you. If / when you use the technology it is more similar to the Atari 2600 game(doom planet, from the movie...or any Atari 2600 game really as they were all pretty similar) where it is only big blocky pixels that you experience with sounds created by adjusting the frequency slowly, programmatically. You also no longer need any device to experience this...as it is constant in your life with no way to turn it off.

I wish I didn't have to wipe my butt after I pooped, and everything was still clean when done.
 
Granted, but you are now tethered to a midget who, when you clap your hands thrice, will clean your "area" with his tongue. The tether is only a few feet long, so when he talks to you throughout the day/night you catch the aroma.

I wish I could be in two places at once.
 
Granted, you have it... But you look it slowly rot away from the jar where your head is stored
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I wish my wrist wouldn't hurt. I need it... Because... Stuff... Like...ehhh... Moving furniture!:p
 
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