Game The Monkey’s Paw

[LilithX]

Granted, but you hear everyone’s thoughts and can’t shut them off.

I wish I could teleport to the place of my choosing whenever I want.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, but you instantly teleport back. Now that I think about it....maybe you already do!


I wish to be able to set my own deadlines that other people have to adhere too.

 

[LilithX]

Granted, but they fuck it all up and you have to redo everything yourself.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

 

[Laurasauras]

Granted. The hours have to be spent in the life of somebody else each time. You dont get told who you are or what you're doing.

I wish that my hair and nails were longer and healthier!

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but also your toe nails and pube's grow at the same rate but look full and healthy

I wish I was younger.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted, but you have to be in high school forever.

I wish I was skinnier

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Granted, But you become two dimensional.

I want to be a real life transformer

 

[Keira]

Granted but you transform into an ant and immediately get stepped on

I wish I didn't need to clean my glasses so often

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted! You no longer need glasses, as you no longer have eyes. You do have a cyber implant that lets you see like the terminator, so its not that bad....but you see everything as a threat.

I wish I had a raft of ducks.

 

[Keira]

Granted but they're vicious attack ducks.. and you're stuck on the raft with them in the middle of the ocean..cover your bits

I wish my presents would wrap themselves

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted but the presents unwrap themselves too

I wish I didn't have to go to work

 

[Keira]

Granted but now you have a nasty stomach bug and spend the day hugging the toilet

I wish I had a new outfit

 

[adam135]

Granted, but you can never taste your own food.

I wish I could predict the future

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted but you can't benefit from the knowledge

I wish I could go to sleep anywhere

 

[RaidenV]

Granted but you crash your car

I wish everyone would be nice to each other

 

[Iteration_Oron]

Granted but the niceness gets so nauseating that everyone throws up constantly

I wish people wouldn't hate furries for the tiny group of weirdos

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted. But when you move around in the costume, random pieces slough off to the ground, so every costume ends up looking like a zombie animal after minutes, also forcing you to buy or make a new costume every outing.

I wish I could always be in the front of a line/queue

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, but it's a rectal examination line with Dr Bighands and it's his first day.

I wish to be on a Caribbean beach

 

[Iteration_Oron]

Granted, but pirates(get it?) are constantly raiding the town.

I wish girls would actually respond to my DMs

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, and they actually do...but they always are delivered to the person above or below you alphabetically randomly.

I wish my cat would make me a delicious breakfast daily.