Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Two beautiful granted to u but your both legs gonna shrinks just like small leg's birds




I wish to see every country city streets around the world
 
Granted. You see them all at once, every second of the day, even when you sleep. Sort that information out and please report back.

I wish I could see through foggy glass/mirrors
 
Granted, but all of your home/car windows, mirrors and any glasses are now permanently foggy to everyone.

I wish the next person to reply in this thread realizes that their post is #666 in this thread and starts an new thread titled "Pics of my ass."
 
Granted. Next time I post a thread you don't delete it will be a "pics of my ass" thread. It will specifically request pictures of peoples donkeys that they own...which you will then delete and possibly ban me for due to animal play. A win win situation!

I wish to hold a handful of bullet ants, but not be bit by them. I'll seem super macho then.
 
Granted! You sprout 2 more tiny arms and legs that have hooves right next to your original arms and legs. You can make clip clip sounds if you hold something up to them...however because of their size, you are unable to support your weight for more than a second before the tiny bones shatter.(you also would have to lie face down with your arms and legs up in the air)


I wish I never had to eat or drink.
 
Noooooo!

Granted but you fall asleep after too much fcn and wake thinking you're getting some loving but theres two of them smooshed into your pecs and one around your knob and your animals are licking at them so despite not minding where they ended up or that they're all sqashed the pet tongues mean that NOW you can't eat them anymore!

I wish for a long cuddle in the rain.
 
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^ I'll just grant you a boomerang but the catch is that when you throw it retractable blades come out and spike your hand when you go to catch it.

I wish for a couple to meet and fall so madly in love happily ever after and make the first ever "fcn baby" (if it hasn't happened already!)
 
Granted, but you find yourself in another part of the world where it is winter there

I wish for more time
 
Granted, but you are dead from a piano falling from an 8 story building onto your head

I wish I lived closer to my love
 
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