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The guys mulched before I had the chance to trim the bushes....so much bush! (Name that movie) So today I had to trim while trying to carefully catch all the leaves on a tarp. Just so that my mulch can look nice for more than one fucking day. So, it took like four times as long as it should’ve. And I have a nice sunburn. FML
 
Sun is pounding through my sunroof onto the black leather arm rest. Not realizing it, I lay my arm across it.....FUCK! :confused::mad::(
 
I had a full 3 day weekend... until this morning when a subcontractor decided to do a job this weekend, and they need someone to keep logs for them, and there are only 3 of us qualified to keep the logs, and since I'm the most junior of the 3, I got volunteered to come in on Sunday. Yay! o_O
 
I was supposed to take an important trip to Menards, but can't remember why. FML
 
Having horrible nausea attack and none of your medicines are working... FML :(
 
Got home today, exhausted for some reason—ate, turned on humidifier in bedroom—lied down on the bed for a quick nap, woke up 4 hrs later fucking cold and shivering as if I suffered hypothermia. Fml
 
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I'm working longer hours lately and sometimes losing sleep as a result. On the plus side, when I sleep less, I get headaches much less often... But I'm exhausted more often. Fml
 
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