the weirdest thing

[Dcdevon]

Was that weird enough for you sphnx? I once had a guy in chat keep sending me pm,s about how we needed to in his words show all these bitches how real German muscle men would bang them and variations of that . I'm not German didn't say I was German and am in decent enough shape but did not and would not describe myself as a muscle man. Even after I explained that.

 

[TacoBelle]

My love for grouchy bald mancs was never a secret. I've seen everything there is to see on fcn. You could probably name it, and I have seen it.

 

[Lakeside]

My love for grouchy bald mancs was never a secret. I've seen everything there is to see on fcn. You could probably name it, and I have seen it.

After 6 years here for me, yep, have to concur. Totally un-shockable now.

 

[TacoBelle]

I'm 14 in, nothing shocks. Literally nothing.

 

[Kelsey12]

I'm 14 in, nothing shocks. Literally nothing.

You're 14 inches? Not shocked, and I'm so much more attracted to you right now.

 

[TacoBelle]

Lol 14 years in, but if the pervs ask, yeah. 14 in. Lmao

 

[Kelsey12]

I figured. Such disappointment.

 

[Lakeside]

I'm 14 in, nothing shocks. Literally nothing.

I sit here, reminiscing of the day, just mere months ago and I consider I was fortunate to have actually witnessed such a momentous occasion, the day a man stood proudly in chat and announced to all and sundry that he was the proud purveyor of of the rather gargantuan 22in. My jaw dropped. The chat fell into stunned silence and I am sure the look on my face mirrored the looks of every one present. I was just reaching for my phone to notify Guinness so that such a wondrous revelation could be included in the records when, much to my surprise, a lone chatter humbly mentioned, measurements were taken, not from the chin, but from the loins. Well, the wail of anguish I an sure echoed throughout the entire site.