Banter Things not to say before sex

[Riverside]

....ahhhhh choooooooo

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Imagine my surprise - I thought you were the other sex.

 

[MissLed]

That would look so much more tempting...If you Bedazzled it lol

 

[Riverside]

...wahey.... Windmill

 

[MissLed]

...wahey.... Windmill

LOLOLOL
Oooo even the littlest things make me smile lol

 

[Riverside]

...wahey... Micromill

 

[MissLed]

LOLOL Oooo Look lol you brought your own tooth pick lolol

 

[Riverside]

F*ck, your teeth have big gaps!

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Let's see if you're as good as your sister

 

[Riverside]

...toothpick? ew!

 

[MissLed]

hope it tastes better than it looks lol

 

[Riverside]

...engrossing body flavoured!

 

[MissLed]

Ooo how cute lol It's a splinter lol

 

[Riverside]

...thinking, stinking and shrinking!
(nice floral display btw)

 

[SoMeFred]

Is that a class ring in there???

 

[MissLed]

lol Soooo If you insert both hands like this...You can clap lol

 

[Riverside]

...ohhhhhh you got the clap!

 

[Still_Waters]

That reminds me, must remember to worm the cat

 

[MissLed]

...ohhhhhh you got the clap!

LOLOL Let's clap together now lol

 

[Riverside]

Spankitty spank...