Banter Things not to say before sex

[HotPotato86]

Babe ..you..me.. let's go 1/2 and 1/2 on a little bastard ( i know im going to hell )

 

[Stanthropical]

We're gonna adopt it, right?

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Are you in a hurry

 

[Caropanther80]

Your sister swallowed.

 

[Undead_Unluck]

Im ready im ready im ready (in spongbob voice)

 

[Stanthropical]

Is it warm?

 

[J0DIE]

So, I have 5 minutes be quick

 

[nylonlvr]

So, I have 5 minutes be quick

LOL, harsh but GOOD

 

[Normalish]

I hope the imodium has kicked in

 

[Riverside]

... so watcha gonna do 'bout the missed mortgage payment? ...

 

[Scotty37]

Just get the lube

 

[OnyxStorm]

Umm are u sure I will be able to feel it/you?

 

[Normalish]

Careful not to dirty the sheets, mam just changed them this morning

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Now where do I put this???

 

[Scotty37]

Can you take your bra off

 

[Normalish]

Im supposed to lick there

 

[Caropanther80]

You are tested right?

 

[nylonlvr]

Is that it?

 

[Scotty37]

You want me put a Johnny on??

 

[Lady4CasualChat]

Breaks out in laughter