Banter Things not to say before sex

[Normalish]

Sniffs the air, "will it last that long"

 

[Niceguyhi]

"with or without the mustache?"

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

"Aww, that's so cute."

 

[pigheaded]

Would you consider itchy balls an std?

 

[Teamster145]

How much again?

 

[nylonlvr]

It usually gets bigger

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

"My ex ..... "

 

[Locket44]

You expect me to eat that???

 

[Normalish]

I know the sheet on the bed feels strange it one if those water proof one's for when i wet the bed

 

[highimstorm]

Dang it really is just gonna be... Just the tip as a whole

 

[Niceguyhi]

You look like shirtless Dr, Zoidberg

 

[Locket44]

What's your name again

 

[Stanthropical]

It doesn't work anymore, can we just cuddle?

 

[Locket44]

Sorry I just have to answer this it's my ex

 

[FitBWC29]

Make sure you grab a towel, I already showered today

 

[MorellaTheLeatherLover]

Are you a 2 pump chump?

 

[FitBWC29]

That was good honey, before you leave, will you hand me my vibrator?

 

[MorellaTheLeatherLover]

Sad thing is I would probably say that lol

Do you shave?

 

[pigheaded]

Just move that to the side, the doctor said it would fall off soon..

 

[Locket44]

Is that supposed to be there?