Banter Things not to say before sex

[FireflyEyes]

Maybe we should google it?

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Do you mind if my ex watches ?

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Do you like dressing up ?

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Do you mind if I warm up first ?

 

[FireflyEyes]

Mr Penguin, you have the creepiest gifs.

Thread: Mr Penguin, you have the creepiest gifs.

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Mr Penguin, you have the creepiest gifs.

Thread: Mr Penguin, you have the creepiest gifs.

And that´s the reason you love me; my twisted and funny mind !!!!
How do you spell MwahHaHa ??

 

[FireflyEyes]

Oh... the P really is for penguin

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Oh... the P really is for penguin

That´s a story for another day

 

[FireflyEyes]

You get used to the smell, really.

 

[Englishflower]

Just Google saggy tits lol. Than you know why I was away for a second with my mind

Are you accusing me of having saggy boobs

 

[FireflyEyes]

Hang on, my phone 's buzzing.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Is that your wife?

 

[SaschaDom]

Are you accusing me of having saggy boobs

Of course not, this is a funny thread about saying something that you shouldn't say before sex. I don't even know you and why should anyone ever saying something like this. Sry if I offended you

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Do you mind if I bring toys ?

 

[Argoram]

“Heads up! Orgasms make me really gassy”

 

[Englishflower]

I'm almost certain my STD has cleared up lolz

 

[FireflyEyes]

Oh don't mind Rover, he always watches.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

I have an appointment in five minutes

 

[FireflyEyes]

You poor fool.

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Wait ... darlin, was that vaseline or vicks?