LOLOL ooo funny lol Bite me lol
Sorry I don’t bite people I don’t knowLOLOL ooo funny lol Bite me lol
Knots in Xmas lights
You have that strangest flirting rituals!lol Not having any one around to strangle with a knotted string of Christmas lights lol
Not having set a safe word for the above! ^^^^
LOL Meatloaf !!!! lol My safe word is always Meatloaf lol
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ViperTaicho
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Cause you would do anything for love...but you won't do that!LOL Meatloaf !!!! lol My safe word is always Meatloaf lol
LOLOL Exactly lol
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LillyK
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When people respond to a text with a vague answer that requires asking another question, especially when they initiated the convo lol
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When I have those little splinters in my feet from walking on mulch, every time you think you get em all out, theres like 300 left.
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Thalassa
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Bananas that go ripe faster than I expected, and then look like a diseased splotchy phallus.
I proceed to peel them and freeze them, with ambitious plans of using them in smoothies. Of course, months later I still haven't because I remember how poxy they looked.
By now, they're iced up, I've wasted alu paper, and I end up with thawed brown mush in my garbage.
I proceed to peel them and freeze them, with ambitious plans of using them in smoothies. Of course, months later I still haven't because I remember how poxy they looked.
By now, they're iced up, I've wasted alu paper, and I end up with thawed brown mush in my garbage.
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OnyxStorm
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waiting in a dentist's or doctor's office
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