If you use a "bite away" to test for pregnancy, i cannot guarantee the results. I guess they make those "warnings" in instruction manuals for people like you ("do not put this mobile phone in a micro wave"...)
Driving on a two lane highway in the mountains and finally get a passing lane...and the person in front treats it as a pacing lane...pacing a motor home. Wtf! Get over to the slow lane jack ass!!!!