Thoughts Things that annoy me ...

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"Before I let you go, are there other medications which you are taking that you would like to switch to our mail order pharmacy?"
"Have I completely satisfied all of your concerns?"
"If you opted for the survey and get chosen for the survey it will reflect only my performance on this call."
"In June we are changing our name from AAA to XYZ, the only thing changing is our name."
"Thank you for being a valued member, we hope you recommend us to your family and friends."

The five things I have to say at the end of every call. System overload.
 
Size does NOT determine health. Shut the fuck up with the stereotypical "bigger people are more receptive to diabetes." My body is not your problem. Works both ways, no matter the size, proportions...worry about your own health, not mine.

The only thing you should be worried about after saying shit like that is passing away by booty suffocation.
 
Size does NOT determine health. Shut the fuck up with the stereotypical "bigger people are more receptive to diabetes." My body is not your problem. Works both ways, no matter the size, proportions...worry about your own health, not mine.

The only thing you should be worried about after saying shit like that is passing away by booty suffocation.
Could definitely go for some muffocation right now
 
Could definitely go for some muffocation right now
"I passed out on the couch at Beth’s house after a wild party. Next thing you know I was muffocating and woke up to Beth’s vajayjay smothering me for dear life. I was gasping for air!" -Some man named Max that has a stiffy and likes the 69 position

This person on Urban Dictionary gets it!
 

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