Things that make you go "fuck"...

[DurtySouth]

When you lock your keys in the car. Only did that once, but there was a limitless supply of "fuck" coming out of my mouth.

 

[TheRealSlimLady]

Getting to the supermarket and realising you've got no change for a shopping trolley...

 

[TheRealSlimLady]

When you lock your keys in the car. Only did that once, but there was a limitless supply of "fuck" coming out of my mouth.

Oh god I did that and the dog was in the car. Xmas eve too

 

[InvincibleLight]

The power goes out and your console shuts off after hours of very very hard work and you didn't get to save.

 

[DurtySouth]

Oh god I did that and the dog was in the car. Xmas eve too

When I was a little kid, it was Christmas morning. I got all excited and ran down the hallway to see what was under the tree, and I stepped in dog shit. Things that make you go "fuck."

 

[TheRealSlimLady]

When I was a little kid, it was Christmas morning. I got all excited and ran down the hallway to see what was under the tree, and I stepped in dog shit. Things that make you go "fuck."

 

[Caliwifey]

Being stuck in traffic!

 

[DurtySouth]

Being stuck in traffic!

Fuck is about the nicest thing that comes out of my mouth when I'm stuck in traffic.

 

[Caliwifey]

Fuck is about the nicest thing that comes out of my mouth when I'm stuck in traffic.

Yours and mine both lmao!

 

[InvincibleLight]

Autocorrect. Just. Autocorrect.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Fuck you, fuck yeah, fuck off and fuck this. Answers that can be applied to almost any question that you are asked.

Forget your keys? Fuck yeah
Hey sexy lady? Fuck off
You bastard! Fuck you
That'll be $200 dollars per minute ok? Fuck this

Lol.

 

[DurtySouth]

Getting to the supermarket and realising you've got no change for a shopping trolley...

I'd be going "fuck" if I had to pay for a shopping cart. I've never seen any places here that make you do that.

 

[InvincibleLight]

When I tried to spray a wasps nest and fell off the balcony. I said "Fuck! " alot in the hospital. Didnt even get the nest.

 

[TheRealSlimLady]

I'd be going "fuck" if I had to pay for a shopping cart. I've never seen any places here that make you do that.

Most of them here are chained and require money to free them. You do get the money back when you return it though

 

[DurtySouth]

Most of them here are chained and require money to free them. You do get the money back when you return it though

I see. That sounds a lot more sensible lol.

Speaking of things that make you go fuck: when you have to shit so bad that you barely hit the toilet seat before unloading, then you look over, and there's no toilet paper.

 

[TheRealSlimLady]

I see. That sounds a lot more sensible lol.

Speaking of things that make you go fuck: when you have to shit so bad that you barely hit the toilet seat before unloading, then you look over, and there's no toilet paper.

Classic

 

[Kheldar_TO]

I see. That sounds a lot more sensible lol.

Speaking of things that make you go fuck: when you have to shit so bad that you barely hit the toilet seat before unloading, then you look over, and there's no toilet paper.

Lmao. Tmi

 

[DurtySouth]

You know I wonder what's gonna eventually replace toilet paper?

They already have a replacement for it in some countries: their hand.

Fun fact: in certain countries, it's considered and insult to shake with your left hand because that is the hand people use to wipe their ass.