Things that make you go "fuck"...

[Grix]

Spilling the first cup of coffee in the morning.

 

[witchygirl]

When my 5 yr old says 'mum' for the 12345764279 time FUCK !!!!!

 

[InvincibleLight]

Finding out your mom is actually your dad.

(May or may not be stolen from Smosh )

 

[Kheldar_TO]

You know I wonder what's gonna eventually replace toilet paper?

The Japanese already have high tech toilets ......

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Leaving work, getting to the station, then realising you left your ipod/phone/etc plugged in charging on your desk ... then having to go back to the office to get it ....
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

 

[InvincibleLight]

The Japanese already have high tech toilets ......
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Yes we do. Toilet paper is still useful though.

 

[Andy32]

Getting to the supermarket and realising you've got no change for a shopping trolley...

Going to the supermarket, getting to the checkout and realising you have no wallet/money/cards or anything with you

 

[TheRealSlimLady]

Remembering that those relatives you'd rather not see are visiting today...

 

[witchygirl]

Going to the supermarket, getting to the checkout and realising you have no wallet/money/cards or anything with you

Did that the other day thank god for change in the car lol

 

[Andy32]

Did that the other day thank god for change in the car lol

Lol, I did that the other day after walking couple of miles - just had to say sorry (after muttering a rather loud 'fuck' of course) and leave, not going back to that shop again (luckily it was only a couple of items - not a basket-full!)

 

[InvincibleLight]

When you're masturbating and your friend stops by for a surprise visit, and you forget to lock the door.

 

[Andy32]

When you're masturbating and your friend stops by for a surprise visit, and you forget to lock the door.

Switch friend for parent and now you've got an actual problem

 

[witchygirl]

When you're masturbating and your friend stops by for a surprise visit, and you forget to lock the door.

Or you leave your toy out

 

[Andy32]

Forgetting to close last nights 'research' via the 'incognito tab' on your browser before taking your laptop out to the local coffee shop or library

Pro tip - always pick a seat with only a wall at your back. #ThinkSmart

 

[InvincibleLight]

Switch friend for parent and now you've got an actual problem

Well, Ive had that happen, too.

Or you leave your toy out

Hahaha, my friends expect to see at least a few toys scattered on the floor when they come in xD

 

[Andy32]

Well, Ive had that happen, too.


Hahaha, my friends expect to see at least a few toys scattered on the floor when they come in xD

I think most people have - on the plus side your parents probably had the same thing happen to them when they were young too, try not to imagine that though (pretty gross right - told you not to imagine it)

 

[InvincibleLight]

I think most people have - on the plus side your parents probably had the same thing happen to them when they were young too, try not to imagine that though (pretty gross right - told you not to imagine it)

Luckily, it was my mother, who just put down the laundry bin and walked right back out without a single word.

 

[Andy32]

When you order the cheeseboard and you get a bland cheddar, a rancid lump of cooking grade gorgonzola, and four measley crackers

That's right I'm a cheese snob. Fight me

 

[InvincibleLight]

When the bar fight you purposely got into turns out to be easy.