TheRealSlimLady
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Yes my landlord was quite embarrassed to be met by a big pink dildo standing bolt upright on the fireplaceOr you leave your toy out
Things that make you go "fuck"...
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Andy32
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Yes my landlord was quite embarrassed to be met by a big pink dildo standing bolt upright on the fireplace
Well, it wouldn't be much use if it was drooping now would it
Yes my landlord was quite embarrassed to be met by a big pink dildo standing bolt upright on the fireplace
^What he said^
TheRealSlimLady
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The point being, had it been laid on its side it may not have been quite so noticeable
#pedants
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Andy32
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The point being, had it been laid on its side it may not have been quite so noticeable
#pedants
You could have just said you are really into building experimental model rockets
XDThe point being, had it been laid on its side it may not have been quite so noticeable
#pedants
When you vacuum the entire apartment only to get it dirty again in an hour.
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Andy32
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When you vacuum the apartment then can't find your pet hamster anywhere
When you pet gerbil kills your other pet gerbil, and the killer is a white gerbil, turning its fur red.
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When I forget to buy Dijon mustard for 20th time in a row.
TheRealSlimLady
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"Fuck"You could have just said you are really into building experimental model rockets
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Andy32
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See!Fuck - that's kinda dark there Light
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I have the opposite problem.
Coming home with batteries, then realizing I have a big set of rechargeable batteries.
Lol
Sounds like I need to get me some, then I won't have the need for more batteries!
Stansickle has a home run on batteries
..... I think he should show his "big set " lol...Just teasing
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Many thanks.
Wait...I think I’ve seen this movie plot.
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