Lol, I'm sure its probably in a movie somewhere, just about everything is.
When you burn your hand pulling your cooked food out of the oven
Things that make you go "fuck"...
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When you burn your hand pulling your cooked food out of the oven
DurtySouth
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This isn't as outrageous as some of the other stuff on here, but it definitely causes me to say "fuck" along with some other choice words:
When I start cooking because I think I have everything I need, then I realize I don't.
When I start cooking because I think I have everything I need, then I realize I don't.
Forgetting to take the spoon out of my cup of coffee when I put it in the microwave to reheat it because I forgot about it.
DurtySouth
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This is probably serious TMI, but I'm saying it anyway...
When you plop down on the toilet set of one of your nuts gets crushed under you leg.
When you plop down on the toilet set of one of your nuts gets crushed under you leg.
Or when the seat is cold af to begin with in winter and then you dip your junk in the water...
When you lick your finger and "test if your car battery has a charge"
Pmsl.... thats "extenuating" circumstances.
DurtySouth
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I knew a guy that rode motorcycles across the country. He had to shit. He went down in the woods, did his business, and when he was about to get back on his bike, he noticed he had some shit on his finger. He went to sling it off, and hit his finger on some metal railing that was on the side of the road. Without thinking, he stuck his finger in his mouth and started sucking on it. Yep...that'll make you go "fuck."
Realizing you spent a fraction of your hard earned money on "Star Wars Battlefront II"
DurtySouth
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When you've reset your password 3 times in the past week or two, and still can't remember what you changed it to last.
Lol, I never have that problem
DurtySouth
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Wait until you get older honey....
DurtySouth
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Really, I used to remember EVERYTHING. I did drugs for a few years, drank for many years, and then went through some seriously powerful chemotherapy that left me with a bad case of chemo brain (it was so bad at one point that I could't even hold a conversation because I couldn't remember what people just said). My mind is A LOT better now. It's not all age I guess. But I hear a lot of people complain about their memory getting worse with age.
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TheRealSlimLady
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Definitely, and medicines only add to it. I can't remember shit these days
Hahaha, I just have a very memorable password.
Well, I don't do drugs or smoke, but I do drink.
DurtySouth
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Know that you're not alone. Of course, you might have a little trouble remember who shares your plight...Definitely, and medicines only add to it. I can't remember shit these days
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Andy32
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Forgetting about the explicit sex scene in the movie you chose for family film night
Lol
Driving half an hour when you reaaally have to piss, and pissing yourself right as you pull in to where you are going.
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