Driving a half hour home from work on a Friday only to realize your phone is sitting on the desk at work, turn around and drive back to work.
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!
You Stupid Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!
You Stupid Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE THOSE HAND MADE BY MEN OR SHAPED UP BY USING BOWLS?Getting tiddly and bouncing your fone off a concrete slab... Yep I said "fuck"![]()
I WILL ASSURE TO CUM TO FILL YOUR HOLE WITH GREAT HOT STUFF THAN YOUR HUBBIWaking up to my hubby cumming inside me mmm some of the best mornings lol
Wait til you come home with shower caps lol, though that's really a WTF moment![]()
I LIKE TO PEE ON YOUR ROUND TITTSWait til you come home with shower caps lol, though that's really a WTF moment![]()
What is the needle for?Waiting for the needle... FUCK!!!
I was just thinking about that. Or... buying groceries, driving home and realizing you left a bag at the store. Augh!Getting groceries..get to the checkout w kids in tow and forgot my wallet....awesome..