Banter This or that?

Roasted.

You wake up and three fingers, and three toes are missing, or you wake up and can't grow hair anymore?
 
Neither. Both useless experiences, but China trip is probably less of an overall hassle and risk.

Limitless Lifetime supply of green apples or pineapples?
 
Motorcycle. Easier to deal with something I'd barely use.


No arms or no legs for just one day?
 
Croc 🐊

stuck on a train that doesn't stop for 50 years or an airplane that flies nonstop for 50 years?
 
Train and jump out of the window

Escape from a submarine without diving gear and hope you can make it to the surface before you run out of air or jump from a plane with a questionable parachute that’s only 25% reliable.
 
Skiiing

Me becoming your fucking chaos co-pilot or the person above becoming your fucking chaos co-pilot.
 
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vs what? 😂 I’ll probably take whatever the other option is.
Edit: I don’t think Freya would be a chaos co-pilot

Nugget ice or cubes
 
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Cubes, because they're easier to fish out and throw away.

Smoked turkey or baked turkey?
 
Chamomile, but I really prefer rooibos, or something. Or mix them. Peppermint smell is too invigorating.

Warm mist or cool mist humidifier?
 
Cool mist, although I used to like the warm one while sick. They’re hard to find now.

Wood burning or gas fireplace
 
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